The Uncensored Pandey

by Shubham Khandelwal on February 6, 2012

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It’s getting quite a bit of chilly out there in the north India so why not spice up and make things hot a little bit. Don’t worry, I won’t be setting up forest fire because that would raise environmental issues, neither I’m gonna start some controversial discussion as there already are quite many in the line. We’re gonna have a very healthy discussion about the sensational, the one and only cricket fanatic Poonam Pandey.. Ohh sorry I guess you people didn’t recognize her very well, here’s her recent extravaganza-219 Double treat. now you caught hold of her!!!! She was the only one in the nation “happy”, even more than Viru, on his miraculous success. So, since she expresses herself in a different fashion I thought how she would be delighted when some of the events may occur in the future course of time. Here comes a list of few.

Poonam Pandey

Poonam Pandey - (Source: Wikipedia)

  1. Mr. “Ton”dulkar (although right now quite struggling with the nickname) hits his most awaited epic century, she will run wearing a t-shirt numbered 1 and written below it “rest lies in front” :P
  2. Seeing Katrina getting the limelight on the onset of New Year with “Chikni Chameli”, she would not mind to put out a video titled “Bikini hateli (insane in tapori)” saying this is the original one and “she is the one who is not being named” for this.
  3. People get enlightened and start the revolt against the government for not hanging our beloved guest Kasab. Honestly, they didn’t get the self-realization it’s just she released a press note saying “She would walk the nation naked if that happens” btw that’d be categorized under a noble cause actually.
  4. Arindham Choudhary succeeds in making people think beyond the IIMs. Although she might not be knowing who Arindham Choudhary is and what he was (yes a hypothetical was) convincing people for; she would come on the “inauguration ceremony” of IIPM in her patented fashion.
  5. She decided to be the cheerleader for the Indian football team (not a typo) that will be formed from insemination of players from Sunderland football club. Initially Chelsea volunteered for the same but for the obvious reasons Indian government denied and delayed the program.
  6. Kingfisher Airlines has predicted revival from their miserable situation because Vijay Mallya has decided to bring the Kingfisher calendar outfits as uniforms to the air-hostesses. He said “Poonam has been the inspiration for this”. Totally overwhelmed when hearing these words of gratitude she will be signing a yearlong free photo-shoot contract, cameraman being “The baby Mallya”.
  7. Just like our country has national anthem, national animal, national flower, national game (hockey it is fyi) we might soon be hearing an appeal from her side to the government to pass a bill for national “figure” as well and no reason we see to question this demand.
  8. Last but not the least, for which everyone not only in India but over the globe is waiting for “The Doomsday” she would call a press conference sponsored and organized only by India TV to reveal the hidden story of her life; as if something has gotten left out.

Out of the above mentioned events, except one or two none have the chances of happening but the consequences mentioned to those events, would surely happen, after all how could Poonam Pandey disappoint so many junta for whom she has launched the website.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Shifa February 10, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Grt!!! U seems to b a big fan of Ms. Pandey….. Thinking abt her day n nite u cum up with so many wonderful thots abt her… :P

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2 Shubham Khandelwal February 11, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Big fan :D Well was not untill now, seems legitimate though :P

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3 shubham February 12, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Awesome write up. “Paanam poondey” really is turning up into an icon :P

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4 Shubham Khandelwal February 13, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Thanks :) she already is an icon, it was just an attempt to extend her reach :D

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5 Jigar Patel April 7, 2012 at 10:20 pm

My Guess – She will be in the next season of ‘Big Boss’

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6 Shubham Khandelwal April 7, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Hahaha… people will wish that your guess comes out to be true !!!

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